House rules/procedures
The dog’s name is Lucky. Don’t give him any table scraps or other stuff. If I am not around for some reason and he starts climbing in your lap that means he needs to go outside, just put him on the cable that is normally by the front door.
Mass has a $.05 deposit on carbonated beverage cans/bottles. Put them in the boxes on top of the fridge either upstairs or down. Other cans and bottles get recycled, either put them on top of the fridges or in the unmarked recycling can in the kitchen.
No smoking in the house. If you smoke outside just throw butts in grass, don’t bring them inside. The mower mulches them just fine and the smell of them in the trash is as bad as the smoke itself. Sorry, but for some reason I am very sensitive to tobacco smoke.